- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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every cloud has a silver lining

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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