Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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