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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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