- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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