- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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