What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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A black man walks out of a police station

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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