Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Sex

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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