- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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