- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

can you pass the soap?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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