- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

all these jokes are horrible now

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What fires shots? A gun

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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