What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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