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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

why did you poop because you are a poop

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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