Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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