- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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