What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Grace Ackerson

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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