- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

all these jokes are horrible now

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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