A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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hers a joke... japanese people

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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