- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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