- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Racial equality.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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