What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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A lot eh?

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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