whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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