Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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