you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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