- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

what are three short words? i a am

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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