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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Hello.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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