- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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