A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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