- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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