- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Flowers are colors Love me

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

You having friends.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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