- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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