- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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