What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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