- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A man walked into a bar owch

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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