What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

justin beiber sucks

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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