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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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