- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Justin Bieber.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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