- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why was the man sad His got raped

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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