- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Black people being friendly.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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