2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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