There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What fires shots? A gun

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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