- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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