- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What is older than history?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Arrow in the Knee!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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