What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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White NBA players.

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Anti Joke

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