Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's one plus one? two.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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