- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

knock knock Goodbye

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Women's rights.

whats brown and booky a book.

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