- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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