Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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