- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What ryhmes with turtle rape

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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