What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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