what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Get on the boat.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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