Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Justin Beiber

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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