- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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