what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Get it? More.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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stinky boner

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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