- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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