- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Sloths

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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