- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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