- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What do you call an arab ?

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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