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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

here's a joke... the american education society

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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