What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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