- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Hellen keller

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

This is funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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