- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Women's Soccer.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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