what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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