- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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