- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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