- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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