- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Oh s***

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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