- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

flavin's head

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??