- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Arrow in the Knee!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A woman walks into a bar.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Hi

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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