Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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ask me if im a door yes

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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nothing

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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