- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Sloths

No your aunties a joke

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

don't just stand there

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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