- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Women outside of the kitchen.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

mexicans fishing

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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