what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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