- Anti Joke

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child