- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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