- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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