Justin Beiber is a good singer

if you don't like this you're gay

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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